Maybe we shouldn’t have any more children…
We accidentally taught NikkiZ a new trick last week. We taught her to spank her own butt. And she thinks it’s quite funny.
We were just joking around with her saying, “We’re going to spank your bottom!” when she turned the tables on us and smacked her rear-end saying, “I smack my own bottom.” Which, of course, got all of use cracking up. So – MrZ, LilZ, and I – we all started smacking our own butts as well saying things like, “I’m gonna’ spank my own bottom too!” It was cracking her up and I think she came the closest to crying from laughter than she ever has. The three of us were definitely crying we were laughing so hard.
It was quite a nice family moment, I must admit.
Now, periodically, when she’s feeling especially goofy, she spanks herself in the butt and says, “I spank my own bottom!” She knows it will get anyone in the vicinity giggling. Which will come in handy at family gatherings or formal dinners, I’m sure.
That sounds hilarious. That NikkiZ sure does have a good sense of humor!
This sounds like it would make a great video!
This is exactly what I like most about children. Their utter ability to turn any situation into hilarity.
I definitely think we need video.
Brilliant. Now you dont have to get up to hand out punishments.
That is SO FUNNY! I would totally crack up if I heard her say that.
Fantastic! We teach our son all kinds of extremely inappropriate things for our own amusement.
Currently if you ask him “who are you?” he will answer with
“I . . . am . . . McLovin!”
Kids are the best toys ever.
(kidding!)
Would you please adopt me?
My husband said to his 3 year old grandson one day (jokingly)
“If you touch that one more time I’m gonna kick your butt”
He responded with “I kick my own butt poppa” and proceeded to punch himself in the eye and then fall down on the floor laughing. He’s such a ham.
I love the hilariously, cute things my kids come up with!
Okay, that’s seriously funny.
Um, our job is to keep them off the pole, remember? : )
Oh, and Daphne? Told me she was a hot sexy chick in a bathing suit last week. She’s FIVEFORFUCKSSAKE. (The worst part? She is kinda hot.)
/going to hell, which might be less rollercoastery than my life of late