My Favorite Pregnancy Article EVAH.

Posted by on Tuesday, August 12, 2008 · 5 Comments 

If you’re pregnant, have ever been pregnant, or are possibly partnered to a pregnant woman right now…go read this article be made a better person because of it. Amalah treats the top of S-E-X while pregnant with the same humor she does everything. Some of my favorite parts:

And then there’s the bloody LOGISTICS. Your favorite positions might not work anymore, and trying to find comfortable alternatives can feel a bit like playing Tetris.

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(And by “it” I mean O-R-G-A-S-M-S and can you tell that I don’t write about sex that much? I am a delicate little flower. Painted by Georgia O’Keefe. You know. The ones that look like V-A-G-I-N-A-S.)

And the best not-sex-related part? How she figured out how to paint her toenails without her belly getting in the way. BRILLIANT. Who needs a husband when you have STAIRS. You must go read it for yourself.



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5 Responses to “My Favorite Pregnancy Article EVAH.”
  1. Heather says:
    August 12, 2008 at 6:19 pm

    Heh I read that before and it totally cracked me up. Gotta love Amy’s spin on things ;) (Also, tetris. Heh.)

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  2. Ash says:
    August 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    I read this the other day. Amy puts a great spin on the the topci!

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  3. Erin says:
    August 12, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Thanks for the link! I used to subscribe to her but discontinued reading. Maybe I need to stop by again.

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  4. Fraulein N says:
    August 13, 2008 at 7:28 am

    I love that toenail-painting tip. I’ve never been pregnant but I was actually wondering about that recently. It’s a big deal for me as I can’t stand to have my feet touched but I’d be horrified to go into labor with naked toenails.

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  5. Swistle says:
    August 13, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    I’m going to send my pregnant sister-in-law to this site!

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