Mother of the year.

In Knoxville this weekend, we took NikkiZ downtown to play in the fountains that are about a million times bigger than the ones we have here. My brother wanted to take pictures with my camera, so I handed it over to him while I stood guard with her in the fountains. It took her awhile to get wet because they’re a little intimidating. And VERY loud. She was finally getting the hang of it when she did the thing we were kinda all waiting for. She had her face OVER a fountain right as it was shooting up. And of course – she got disoriented, lost her breath, and became a little scared. Now – if my brother didn’t have photographic evidence of that moment, I could tell you how I ran to her aid and comforted her – making it all better.

Fortunately for YOU – he took pictures. And proved to the world that my Good Mommy Act is all a lie. Because instead? I laughed hysterically at my poor daughter. And then – barely helped her by just giving her my hand so I could guide her in the right direction. I mean – not only was I laughing too hard to be much help – but I also didn’t want to get wet! I was wearing a white shirt! Who cares that my daughter might have needed me – I didn’t want to be the unwilling participant of a wet t-shirt contest. NOT IN THIS BODY.

So – witness my motherhood in action. It will move you, I’m sure.



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20 Responses to “Mother of the year.”
  1. Hilary says:

    Hilarious. Not a bad mother, an honest one.

  2. Sandy says:

    We have all laughed when we shouldn’t-like when someone falls. Looks she was having a great time in the fountains!

    I hope it doesn’t leave her kind of scared of them though!

  3. del says:

    Fantastic! At least you did help, I am sure if it were me, I would have been behind the camera catching the moment and not saving the day at all. Great photos.

  4. Zoot says:

    Don’t worry! We still had to drag her away she was having so much fun! ;)

  5. LaShawn says:

    Don’t think of it as a not so hot Mothering moment….think of it as a lesson in overcoming adversity on her own.

    Fountain conquered? Yes….soon on to the presidency!

  6. Fraulein N says:

    Aww. But also? Hee. Someday she’ll understand.

  7. Melizzard says:

    You were teaching her self-reliance and fostering her independence yeah that’s it….

  8. Tracy says:

    Too funny! Yeah..I get that award too. Most of the Moms on my block think I am horrible as my poor kids have to have blood or protruding bone before I get worked up. Cute pics!

  9. Laurie says:

    I think you did awesome – sometikes if you over react I’ve noticed that the kid won’t want to do it anymore – too scared. So I think you reacted appropriately, or in other words, exactly what I would have done!

  10. stacey says:

    hahahaha those are great pics!! looks like ya’ll had a good time!

  11. *pixie* says:

    Yep, that would have been me. Helpful but laughing the entire time.

  12. Julie says:

    Your pictures are always so beautiful!! You can see every drop of water. Can I be a total dork and ask what kind of camera you have?!?

  13. Jennifer says:

    Awesome pictures! What a great photo op!! LOL … The two of you will be cracking up over these one day when she is all grown up. Thanks for sharing!

  14. Tammy says:

    LOL!! I have done the same. A little water won’t kill’em, lol even if they do get it up their nose, lolol. Great photos!

  15. junkie says:

    freakin’ awesome, girl. reminds me VERY MUCH of a similar incident in freezing cold water when taking the kids hiking, yes? ariel fell in, and you had to come to her rescue b/c i was too busy laughing and taking pix. :)

  16. Erin says:

    My husband says I make those mini traumas worse by reacting instead of helping them laugh it off. But if it makes you feel better, I laughed when my daughter fell out of bed the other night (she was fine).

  17. Swistle says:

    Ha ha! The first one of you laughing is especially hilarious. And I notice a CERTAIN BROTHER didn’t stop taking PHOTOS of his niece’s DISTRESS to go HELP, so he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

  18. Jenny H. says:

    I’m sure I would have done the same thing!

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