Day 05: Something You Hope To Do In Your Life

Ahhh…the standby for when I am too tired to think of something to write about: Go back and work on my 30 Posts of Truth. Today is Day 05: Something I Hope To Do In My Life. This one is so easy: WRITE A BOOK. I’ve been composing books in my head since I started reading them. Never a complete book, of course, or I probably would have transcribed it by now. It’s always something partial, an outline, a character, a conflict…something I feel like I could write... Read More

My Secret (And Totally Insane) Parenting Trick

When I was in college, working, and a single Mom to E, I was often a bit too tired to give E the attention he deserved. When my exhaustion levels were at their highest, my trick that I would fall back on (but only rarely or else it would lose it’s effectiveness), is that I would let him color with markers ON HIMSELF. And ON ME. With crayola washable markers, of course, which are mostly washable. Sometimes you end up with residue after the first bath, but most of the time... Read More

Drunk With Pride. And Also Exhaustion. And Maybe A Little Beer.

Well..this week/weekend has not been great in terms of my non-religious Lenten vows, but in terms of my LIFE? It’s been great. I only didn’t exercise 2 out of the 7 days, and considering they were 6am-11pm days in some cases, I consider that DAMN IMPRESSIVE. I didn’t blog all weekend but my family was in town and my kid was in a musical that knocked my socks off. Does anyone use that phrase anymore? I’m kickin’ it old-school this morning. I normally... Read More

Opening Night (Are You Sick Of Theater Talk Yet?)

This is your sneak peak of my son for tonight’s show. He starts out looking like the picture on the left. He wears two different costumes with that hair/makeup. Then, at intermission he gets converted (I do his hair!) to the character on the right. He is Monsieur D’Arque and he’s the owner of the insane asylum who is going to take Belle’s father after being bribed by Gaston. Let’s don’t bother discussing how fitting it is that he owns an... Read More

Bribery In The Form Of An Irish Manicure

Today is the first school party I’ve ever missed at the kid’s preschool. They are both very sad about this, even though there are only ever 2-3 parents there. I explained that E doesn’t hardly ever need much from me, so if I sometimes have to miss their stuff for his, it’s more than fair. I also painted their nails green and gold. That made them love me again.  Read More

Hi. I’m Kim.

This is my blog that I've been writing on since January, 2004. I call myself Zoot as it's a derivative of an old childhood nickname. I used to write about my struggles to have children, but eventually I succeeded and now, I write a lot about those kids. I don't use my kid's exact names simply because if someone Googles their very unique names in the future, I don't want them stumbling upon my entries about boobsweat. I mean, would you hire someone whose Mom writes openly about such topics? NO. YOU WOULD NOT.

I love taking pictures and carry my camera (almost) everywhere I go. This means you'll see a lot of photos on this site. I also periodically post recipes I like as I've been slowly (but surely) learning to cook and I like to share my discoveries. Finally? I'm an annoying pop culture fanatic so I'll periodically ramble about Hunger Games or the latest Parks and Recreation.

I hope you like it here. If not? Please don't tell me. I cry easily.
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