God. I just finally listened to this and I SOUND DRUNK. I swear, I’m not drunk. Bah. I hate my voice.

I promised family who is far away that we’d show some pictures and/or video AS SOON AS POSSIBLE this morning. So - here they are. We miss you all and wish everyone could be here.

Christmas Morning from zoot on Vimeo.

Stockings from zoot on Vimeo.

Ooops! No longer Private! Okay - first? NikkiZ doesn’t actually spend a lot of time just in her diaper. This is really rare because she likes to try to pull her diapers off. I feel like I need to clarify because sometimes living in Alabama people get a certain image of us and I want to assure you: OUR BABIES WEAR CLOTHES.

But I am currently barefoot and pregnant. So maybe I should just shut up.

This is a little lengthy of a video, but hang in there for the evidence that NikkiZ says “Penguin” and it sounds like “Penis” - it is worth it. I promise you. Oh - and sorry for the abrupt ending. I’m a moron and actually thought I was still recording and just zooming in when I actually stopped it all together. Sorry about that.

A Conversation in Diapers from zoot on Vimeo.

I was going to videotape NikkiZ reading her favorite book (this week) and of course, she got distracted. And of course, the video was still hilarious. The dogs were “playing” like they do all the time. To the casual observer it would appear some dog was about to get eaten, but to us, it’s just the annoying chatter that goes on around our feet. NikkiZ has learned this and has decided yelling at the dogs in her very commanding toddler voice is the way to go.