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I need to start a new category: Funny Shit My Family Says

LilZ has an upcoming choir performance they’ve been practicing for at school. (A school choir – of course – we’re heathens who hate God and are allergic to church. Although they’re performing in a church, hopefully we won’t catch religion by being there for a few hours.) He’s been getting excited the closer it gets and comes home every day... Read More

You All Rock My Socks

Okay – I just read all of the comments on my last entry and I LOVE YOU GUYS! Someone like me – a runner who isn’t going to break any speed records, and might possibly have the ugliest run style around, and sometimes leaves ass-sweat behind on chairs at Starbucks – needs the motivation from friends and family to keep going sometimes. And today, while waking... Read More

This is why I don’t do mail-outs

I am an Official Card Carrying Member of the ACLU, if you must know. (I love saying that. I don’t know why.) I got a letter from them yesterday that says on the front: “Should your most personal decisions be made at your house or the White House?” So – todays T13 is in honor of that: 13 Personal Decisions I Don’t What the White House Making For Me But... Read More

I’m totally not the zoot anymore, by the way.

So, amalah emailed me yesterday. Evidently, one of her readers had been perusing her archives when she stumbled upon a link to me. However, instead of the link being to misszoot.com – it was too an old URL that I used while Yahoo! domains held misszoot.com hostage. (Long story). This old domain, for those of you who weren’t around back then, has evidently been torn into... Read More

I’m too white and nerdy

This should not be cracking me up as much as it is. I love the original “Catch Me Ridin’ Dirty” – but I think it would make more sense for me to sing this version. White & Nerdy by Al Yankovic (See it at Google Video here) Enjoy the lyrics here.  Read More