Placenta Brain: Revisited
My friend’s daughters stayed with me last night and I swear to you…at one point in time? I forgot they were here! That either says a lot about their silence while they hung out watching TV in LilZ’s room, or it says even more about how I am a complete moron. I actually opened the door to LilZ’s room and did a double take when I saw the kids in there. Like,... Read More
This is probably one of the MANY things only I find funny
Once Upon a Time…I went to the OB for my weekly cervix check and he diagnosed me as having a double ear infection. Can you do the math on that one? I mean, I’m not doctor but… (Hee.) But seriously! I told him my ears were hurting because I was there and he had the Rx pad in his pocket and I figured if he could, he would just prescribe me an antibiotic and I’d... Read More
Wit’s End
I edited the crap out of the photos we took of NikkiZ painting my belly this weekend. (Dear P-Dub, can you make an “Unpregnant” action next time? None of the actions you made with the last batch seem to help remove my giant stomach and stretch marks.) I know most women hate their appearance when they’re pregnant, so I’m sure you can relate. BUT – I... Read More
I Love Being Pregnant
My OBGYN’s office has a nurse’s station that surrounds the two bathrooms used by patients to deliver samples through the windows. In other words, these bathrooms are pretty monitored. Which is why I shouldn’t have spent 10 minutes trying to lock the door when giving my own sample yesterday. BUT – I have an extreme fear of being walked in on while peeing.... Read More
Because Being Pregnant Isn’t Awesome Enough
I’ve had some weird issues lately. There was the painful and torturous coughing phase from a few weeks back. There have been allergies worse than I’ve ever known. There has been strange abdomen injuries and glorious leg cramps. But the best? Is this. The bizarre incident with my eye. I think there’s something stuck under the lid but no amount of flushing or drops... Read More
